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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the closest thing to a perfect game that the world has ever seen…hell with that. It IS perfect! Forged by the hand of Almighty God himself, Breath of the Wild sends gamers directly to Heaven as the world around us descends into Hell. But against all laws of logic and literal word definition, there are a few things that developers could do to make Breath of the Wild more perfect.
“You stole my opportunity. I could have changed things, man. I could have been that beacon of hope that this … More
Comedy is a very difficult genre to do well, especially with written prose. “Sparkle’s Law” by AestheticB deserves to be at the very … More
The lethality and common usage of the nunchaku are myths of Hollywood. While nunchucks did exist, even as weapons in … More
After some zombies snuck in and killed the crap out of several villagers, I decided to get a breeding pair … More
On my lunch break today, I was thinking “You know, I can’t think of a reason in the world to … More
When someone speaks as much truth as Bray Wyatt, especially the truth that most people refuse to even acknowledge, it’s … More
The underdog comes out of the shadows, recently escaping from his jobber prison, rippling with muscles gained through countless hours … More
The good news is that I’ve heard nothing but good things about Nintendo’s replacement policies. The bad news is I … More
Whoever wins the Fatal Five Way is almost guaranteed to be the next Universal Champion. Even Vince McMahon -probanly- isn’t … More
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